Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Chris Brown Surfaces on YouTube



Chris Brown surfaced on YouTube promoting a new album and telling the world "I ain't no monster." Wow, who woulda thunk it?

Chris Brown seems to be completely unapologetic for what occured in February 2009 and denies that Rihanna had a black eye and sorta dismisses the fact that he was even arrested for it. 

What do you think? Is Chris Brown's career over? Or will the public let it go and embrace him once again?


Lady Gaga Wants A Big D*ck



Lady Gaga makes it very clear what she looks for in a man - a big dick and nothing else. No, seriously, that's what she told an Australian reporter. 

Now, I don't think that Lady Gaga is particularly hot or even talented, but the fact that she managed to pull a Madonna in 2009 is pretty impressive. I mean, nowadays, nothing shocks anyone, but when she outright tells a reporter, "a big dick," I have to admit, I was taken aback.

So Lady Gaga is going to get a helluva lot of big dick offers now that she made her demands known. And all the small dicked men will hate on her. That's the way life goes...

Saturday, May 23, 2009

LeBron James Basket Wins the Game



If you don't get the chills from this LeBron James video, even if you don't like basketball, you're cold, baby, cold. 

LeBron James nails a three-pointer to win the game with only 1 second left in the game and his team is losing 95 to 93 to the Orlando Magic. I mean, come on, LeBron James deserves mad props for this. 

Robert Pattinson and Erika Dutra Had Sex


Robert Pattinson is living it up in Cannes and he and a woman named Erika Dutra were busy "canoodling" at one of the parties. Of course, this has all of his teen fans in an uproar. 

Erika Dutra is just your everyday pedestrian Los Angeles resident and is not famous to any extent, but she is now that Robert Pattinson was snapped with his arm around her. 

You know that Erika Dutra will be getting death threats from tween fans around the world. And yes, Robert Pattinson and Erika Dutra left the party together. They probably went to have coffee and nothing more. Just kidding, they had hot, nasty sex for sure. 

Kara DioGuardi Bikini Body




Is it just me or is Kara DioGuardi rocking a really great body under those clothes? On the Wednesday finale of American Idol, Kara DioGuardi not only proved she could sing, she also showed Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell that her body isn't the only body worthy of a bikini. 

Kara DioGuardi ripped off her dress to show off her abs after she finished singing the song, and you could tell that Katrina Darrell had no idea it was going to happen. According to her they "turned my mic off, so obviously they wanted to hear her sing..."

When asked if she was surprised, Katrina Darrell answered, "When she flashed? The white body? Yeah, she needs a spray tan."


Yes, and now, Katrina Darrell needs a new gimmick. Ba-bye.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

YP AL KHOIRIYAH dalam kegiatan "GEBYAR AL HAFLATUL KUBRO"

UNDANGAN KEPADA SEMUA YANG MEMBACA BLOG INI
DALAM RANGKA AKHIR TAHUN YAYASAN PENDIDIKAN AL KHOIRIYAH MENGADAKAN KEGIATAN YANG DIBERI NAMA "GEBYAR AL HAFLATUL KUBRO" YANG DILAKSANAKAN PADA:

H a r i : Sabtu dan Minggu
Tanggal : 27 Juni dan 28 Juni 2009
Pukul : Sabtu Pukul 06.00 s.d. selesai
Minggu Pukul 08.30 s.d. selesa
T e m p a t : Di Halaman YASPEN AL-KHOIRIYAH
Jl. KH. Syamsul Arifin no. 13 Putukrejo Gondanglegi
Acara
: SABTU 1. Lomba Tartil Tingkat RA/TPQ dan MI
2. Lomba Fashion Show tingkat RA dan MI
3. Lomba Mewarnai tingkat RA
MINGGU -
WISUDA

IKUTI LOMBA TINGKAT RA /TPQ DAN TINGKAT MI
1. Lomba Tartil Tingkat RA/TPQ dan MI
2. Lomba Fashion Show tingkat RA dan MI

3. Lomba Mewarnai tingkat RA
PENDAFTARAN LANGSUNG DI SEKRETARIAT YP AL KHOIRIYAH

Monday, May 18, 2009

Mel Gibson's Girlfriend is Pregnant


Ah, it all makes sense now, after all, this is not the first time that Mel Gibson has cheated on  his wife. But perhaps it is the frist time he got one of his girls pregnant. 

That's right; 53-year-old Mel Gibson has managed to impregnate his 39-year-old girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, and the two seem to be quite happy about it. 

Oksana Grigorieva already has an 11-year-old son with actor Timothy Dalton and Mel Gibson... well, he has a host of kids with his soon-to-be ex-wife Robyn Gibson.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Kelly Clarkson or Meatloaf?


Is this really what Kelly Clarkson looks like now? Meatloaf? Seriously, she looks like Meatloaf!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Justin Timberlake's Mother Lover Video

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg have nailed it yet again. Watch "Mother Lover" and do your best not to crack up.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Kelly Ripa Looks Amazing in a Bikini



Kelly Ripa has the right last name because the girl is ripped all over. Kelly Ripa is so fit that she could compete in fitness competitions and win.

How old is Kelly Ripa? She's almost 39. How many kids does she have? 3 - aged 11, 8 and 6.

Not only is Kelly Ripa fit as hell; she does not have a drop of cellulite on her body. I mean, seriously, check out these bikini pictures. Granted, she has a weird belly button, but besides that, she is perfect.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

George Clooney Defends Rande Gerber


Cindy Crawford's husband, Rande Gerber, is being sued for sexual harassment by two waitresses who work at a restaurant that he owns. The women claim that Rande Gerber tried kissing them on numerous occasions in 2008, and even put his hand up their skirts. 

Rande Gerber vehemently denies the allegations and now George Clooney has come to his defense. George Clooney and Rande Gerber are both willing to take lie detector tests to prove, once and for all, that these allegations are totally false. 

Rande Gerber says he refuses to pay out one dollar to these money-hungry women and will not settle this case out of court. Good for him. 

Monday, May 4, 2009

David Hasselhoff Treated for Alcohol Poisoning



David Hasselhoff has already made a drunken fool of himself while his daughter taped his antics and posted them on the Internet for the world to see, which prompted his wife to leave him and never look back. 

Now, it seems, David Hasselhoff has not changed his spots and has been hospitalized for alcohol poisoning. And believe me, you have to drink a whole lot of alcohol to be treated for poisoning. His poor 16-year-old daughter, Hayley, is the one who found him unconscious and called her mom to come help him.

It's a shame that David Hasselhoff has not gotten his act together. Then again, it's possible that he simply fell off the wagon and went out on a binge because he got some bad news. Maybe he won't be hosting this season of America's Got Talent. The horra...

And by the by, this is the seventh time he's been taken to the hospital with alcohol poisoning over the last few years. 

Friday, May 1, 2009

Hugh Jackman Guests on The Daily Show


Hugh Jackman showed up in New York City to be a guest on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and although he really looked gogeous, as usual, that's not what's noteworthy. 

Hugh Jackman was gracious enough to take a photograph with a homeless man. I'm not really sure if he's actually a homeless man, but nevertheless, even that isn't very noteworthy. What is noteworthy then, you ask?

It's the fact that this homely looking man standing next to Hugh Jackman resembles Robin Williams so much. I mean, come on, they nearly look like brothers. Minus the teeth.