Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Jukari: The New Cirque du Soleil Workout

Reebok and Cirque du Soleil have joined forces and are introducing gyms worldwide to Jukari. The new equipment helps you train like the Cirque du Soleil staff. Now you can fly through the air and train like never before.

Promising an abs workout that'll leave you lifeless and a workout that will spark your interest in fitness training once again, Jukari fitness is the brand new workout experience designed for women and fuses the creative and artistic world of Cirque du Soleil with the fitness expertise of Reebok.

You have to try it at least once to understand.

Gilles Marini Does the Argentine Tango

Gilles Marini rocked the house on March 30, 2009 on Dancing with the Stars and scored himself a perfect 30. Gilles Marini and partner Cheryl Burke danced the Argentine Tango and man, I'm pretty sure that every woman in that room wishes she were in his arms.

The man can move, and proved last night that sex literally oozes from ever freakin' pore on Gilles Marini's body.

Keri Hilson Performs with Lil Wayne

Keri Hilson, whom you probably know as the girl voice in Timbaland's "The Way I Are," has her own album coming out soon and here she is performing with Lil Wayne. At about 3:10, Keri Hilson says, "Let me tell y'all something..."

Keri Hilson then lifts Lil Wayne's shirt and says "Ain't a damn thing little about this Wayne." Wow, clever... except for the fact that he's 5'6". Yes, yes, I know she's inferring that he's a human tripod.

Nevertheless, it's obvious that Keri Hilson will do whatever it takes to make it big, and more power to her. Hopefully, her music is actually good, but she really needs to step up that weave (see above). In a Perfect World is set for release on March 31, 2009 (today).

Monday, March 30, 2009

Zac Efron Gets Q-Tips Thrown His Way

After being photographed in London with some really dark and thick earwax, Zac Efron was showered with Q-Tips the next time he was seen out in public. This should serve as a lesson to Zac Efron and every other celeb that thinks it's okay not to be perfect. We will find you, we will catch you and we will show the world your imperfections.

I kinda feel bad for Zac Efron; he's so used to being a big-time heartthrob that it must be killing him when chicks think of him as nothing more than a ball of wax.

Dennis Rodman's Celebrity Apprentice Intervention

Dennis Rodman was fired from The Celebrity Apprentice on March 29, 2009. I know that you haven't watched Donald Trump's show since the second season of the show, but the boardroom part of the show was pretty brutal last night.

Jesse James, Brian McKnight, Clint Black and everyone else in the room agreed that Dennis Rodman was an alcoholic and needed help. I mean, Joan Rivers can't even move her face and I could tell she was saddened by what was transpiring.

Dennis Rodman began telling everyone what a great basketball player he was, which made the situation even sadder. My fear now is that Dennis Rodman is going to end his life (he already tried once before).

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Shirtless Celeb of the Day - Zac Efron

Here he is, Zac Efron, in all his shirtless glory. Yes I know we're a bit slow on the take, but hey, we got you Zac Efron without his shirt, so a little appreciation would be nice.

Zac Efron is busy promoting his new movie 17 Again, a movie that has been done about 100 times before. And who knew that a young Chandler ends up looking like Zac Efron?!?

Anyway, Zac Efron has a sweet 6-pack that we can all salivate over, so let's do that.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Robert Pattinson Reads Gossip About Himself

Robert Pattinson came to his own defense after reports (yes, we're guilty) surfaced that the Twilight star didn't shower and walked around with a funk. Robert Pattinson told reporters that, "I also do shower," after being told that the same rumors went around about Zac Efron.

Robert Pattinson also said that his ideal male costar would be Benicio del Toro and was told about Ryan Reynolds' man crush on him. Robert Pattinson was incredibly flattered.

As well as all that, Robert Pattinson also admitted that he looks himself up on the internet and only reads up on the negative stuff written about him. "I only look at the negative stuff. I just want to know whoever’s saying negative stuff, and I just want to remember their names. I write it all down in my little black book." LadyThrills.com takes everything back, Robert. Everything.

John Mayer Dresses up in Stewie's Sailor Suit

John Mayer has taken ashore on his 4-day Mayercraft cruise. Last time he dressed up in Borat's swimsuit, this time John Mayer dressed up like he's on he set of Love Boat: What Really Happened.

John Mayer admits that he's going through a juvenile phase that includes dressing like his favorite song is "YMCA," and Twittering about 75 times a day, but hopes that one day, he grows up and becomes a man.

What do I think? Great legs, John... who does your waxing?

Rihanna Gives Frankie Delgado a Lap Dance

Rihanna has been seen partying a lot lately. I'm guessing her PR people are making her put herself out there to show the world that a) she's okay and b) Chris Brown is just a distant memory.

So while she's out partying, Rihanna is also enjoying some alcoholic beverages, and with alcoholic beverages comes a little something called "gusto." And Rihanna was all about gusto at Deluxe on Thursday March 26, 2009, when she was whining and grinding all over Frankie Delgado. Who is Frankie Delgado? He stars in Bromance with Brody Jenner. That's right, he's a nobody. But a nobody who's getting a lap dance from Rihanna.

As Destiny Child's "Bugaboo" played on the speakers, Rihanna showed Frankie Delgado her sexy moves and showed onlookers how over Chris Brown she really is. More power to her.

Paris Hilton Starts a Nightclub Brawl

Because Paris Hilton is about as relevant as dust, she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt thought it would be good for publicity if they started a nightclub brawl on Friday March 27, 2009. How did Paris Hilton pull it off? Well...

First, Paris Hilton went to the DJ at 3 a.m. and asked him to stop playing techno music and play something else... something she could dance like a big skank to. A bodyguard near the DJ pushed Paris Hilton out of the way and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt had a conniption. A fiasco ensued.

The outcome? Cops were called, no one was charged, Paris Hilton wasn't hurt but her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt ended up with a bloody lip. And herpes.

A big thanks goes out to RadarOnline.com for the story.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Barack Obama Thinks There are 57 States

I never thought that I would see the day when Barack Obama pulled a George W. Bush, but here it is. 

Barack Obama tells his audience that he has traveled to every state, all 57 of them, but his people wouldn't allow him to go to Hawaii and Alaska. Ouch! He must be confusing the U.S. with Heinz's 57 varieties of food products. It's an honest, and most forgivable, mistake.

Poor Barack Obama, any time he makes a mistake like saying that there are 57 states, we're going to tell him he pulled a Dubya. So then, shouldn't I be saying, poor Dubya? Hmm, food for thought. 

Girl Faints on Live TV

During an interview on live TV, a girl named Nikki faints. That's nothing unusual considering we tend to see people fainting on live TV every now and then. What is bizarre is that Nikki seems to have no idea that she's fainting.

As well, the guy next to her watches her fall and just stands there, stunned at what he's seeing. Then when you cut to the studio, they're all tripping out over what has happened to Nikki. As though fainting is so weird and needs prayer.

Eliza Dushku Dating Rick Fox

Actress Eliza Dushku is dating basketball star Rick Fox. You may know Eliza Dushku from her new TV show Dollhouse (or not) and you might know Rick Fox as the ex-husband of actress Vanessa Williams

Apparently, the new couple met at LIV nightclub in Miami on Wednesday and have bee swapping spit ever since. Yes, Rick Fox towers over Eliza Dushku when they are upright, but really, does that even matter?

*Photo credit: X17Online.com

Jeffrey Dean Morgan Didn't Know He Fathered a 4-Year-Old Boy

Jeffrey Dean Morgan - that's Denny Duquette to those of you who only know him by his Grey's Anatomy name, and The Comedian for those of you who only know him by his Watchmen name - is the father to a 4-year-old boy.

That is not what makes this story bizarre... it's the fact that, up until a few weeks ago, Jeffrey Dean Morgan had no idea he was a dad. Sherrie Rose, an actress and model revealed to US magazine that her son was actually fathered by Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Yup, that's how he found out.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan has since met the tyke and will hopefully become a staple in the boy's life. Wow, I guess that Jeffrey Dean Morgan is a bad breaker-upper and never contacts his exes.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Photoshopped Celebrity Pics Before and After

Glenn Feron is a touch up genius and has photoshopped such famous faces as Vivica Fox, Alicia Keys, Eva Longoria and many more. And now he has been kind enough to post up a handful of of his pictures so that the world could see that perfection is just impossible. Especially after the standards that Photoshop has created.

Glenn Feron is likely going to piss off plenty of celebrities but sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do to get onto the blogs. Right?

Is Mariah Carey Pregnant?

Rumors are swirling that Mariah Carey is pregnant with a baby girl, which would make sense because it looks like she has gained weight recently. Mariah Carey was spotted buying thousands of dollars worth of furniture.

Add to that the fact that Mariah Carey has offered $125 million for a mansion in Holmby Hills, and there is no doubt that Mariah Carey is with child. Oooh, Ellen DeGeneres is going to be pissed!

There's a good chance that the nannies will raise Mariah Carey's kid, but at least she will finally get to join the celebrity baby trend because that is what it's all about, after all.

Adam Lambert Performs Tracks of my Tears

Adam Lambert killed it yesterday... not only did he sing the crap out of Smokey Robinson's "The Tracks of my Tears," but he also looked incredibly handsome. Gay or not, this boy has won everyone's heart across America.

The judges were freaking out like crazy, and Adam Lambert obviously knew that he was going to nail that performance. Some might say he looked like Elvis last night with his greased back hair, but I thought that Adam Lambert looked more like Chris Isaak.

No matter who he looked like, Adam Lambert blew away the audience - he got a standing ovation from the crowd and the judges.

Rihanna Gets a Gun Tattoo

After all the turmoil that Rihanna has experienced, she decided that getting a tattoo of a gun on her body would be a phenomenal idea. So Rihanna experimented at first, and had the tattoo artist draw two guns on either shoulder.

Rihanna quickly realized that her body and face would be a hard sell for advertisers (CoverGirl and the like), so she got the gun tattoo on her ribcage, where she would have to lift her arm for others to see it.

Hopefully, Rihanna doesn't start inking her body all over as a therapeutic way of getting over Chris Brown.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Pharrell Williams Begs For a Big Mac

Pharrell Williams begged a couple of McDonald's employees for a Big Mac, and even broke into song and dance for it, but the chicks behind the counter just weren't having it and told him that breakfast was being served instead.

When Pharrell Williams realized he just wasn't going to sweet talk his way into a Big Mac, he started dancing for a Filet o' Fish, but, again, the ladies behind the cash just kept stirring their coffee in that Paris airport and said, "No Monsieur, only zee breakfast is being zerved."

Poor Pharrell, they probably didn't even know who he was. That's gotta hurt. But he was probably too high to feel it.

Kim Kardashian Gets Mildly Photoshopped

I always thought that Kim Kardashian was gorgeous - no, I'm serious. She is stunningly beautiful. And this before and after Photoshop picture proves it.

Kim Kardashian posed for Complex magazine and they touched up the picture of her, but if you look closely, they didn't touch a stitch of her perfect face. Yes, they slimmed down her thighs a touch and evened out her complexion and skin tone, but other than that, Kim Kardashian must be a Photoshop editor's dream.

So, now do you believe me that Kim Kardashian is beautiful?

Robert Pattinson Never Showers - Tasty!

You can actually tell just by looking at him, but costars on the set of Robert Pattinson's upcoming movie New Moon have confirmed it: Robert Pattinson does not shower and stinks to high hell.

It's true, one person on the set revealed: "[Robert Pattinson] stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks." I know... that's turning you on. You disgust me.

Robert Pattinson himself has admitted that he is repelled by showers: "I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever."

So for all you ladies (and men) out there who think that Robert Pattinson is the new sex, the boy surely has some terrible stench coming from the inside of his jeans. Enjoy.

Britney Spears is Being Called Fat

Because there is no point in critiquing Britney Spears on her vocal talents during her concerts, critics are instead focusing on what's being called her "jelly belly." Worse yet, other are calling Britney Spears "Bulky Spears." Ouch.

Of course, as you can imagine, Britney Spears is now starving herself and looking into liposuction to remedy the problem, but I think I know what's really going on here...

Because Britney Spears has turned normal on us, bloggers and entertainment news sites are trying to bring back the crazy girl by poking and prodding her where it hurts. They figure that if they keep on throwing insults at her, perhaps eventually she'll grab an umbrella and attack someone before taking a razor to her mane. And who knows, she might even dangle one of her kids off a balcony... bad bloggers, bad.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Jennifer Aniston Dumped John Mayer Because of his Twitter Obsession

I wouldn't be surprised if this were true because John Mayer, like Ashton Kutcher, does seem obsessed with Twitter. Well, that's the reason "they" are saying that Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer (and not the other way around).

I could just imagine that conversation between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer:

"John, either you stop Twatting or it's over."
"Hey, I'm still waiting on the world to change and Twatting is helping me do that."
[With tears in her eyes] "John, it's obvious you love Twatting more than me, so it is soooo over."
"You know what, Jennifer? Maybe if you could stop being so insecure and just let go of Brad Pitt, things would be so much better between us. Oh! That would make an awesome Twat."
"I'm gone, John. You are so uncool."

I bet that's exactly how it happened. Poor Jennifer Aniston. John Mayer chose a computer twat over, well, you know...

Monday, March 23, 2009

Justin Timberlake and Ciara in Love Sex Magic Video

It's all over the Internet; Justin Timberlake and Ciara's duet entitled "Love Sex Magic" is going to be smoking up the music charts before long.

Keep in mind that Justin Timberlake and Ciara are two of the best dancers in music today so just check out the amazing video that is chock full of sex. Justin Timberlake seems to be taking over hip-hop of late and I'm not complaining. What do you think of "Love Sex Magic"?

Katy Perry Dating Josh Groban

She kissed a girl and I'm guessing she didn't like it that much because Katy Perry is dating her admitted crush, Josh Groban. And although I always picture Josh Groban with pointy ears and webbed feet as a character in Lord of the Rings, the boy is actually pretty funny and has a great voice.

Katy Perry once told The Sun that Josh Groban was her celebrity crush and, although she swore off men for a life of celibacy, it looks like this little hobbit worked his magic to get into her kingdom. Or is queendom? Wah, wah, wah... I know, terrible joke.